his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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