Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
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You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
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Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Where are you guys?
Drunk
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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