we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
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You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
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he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
3 2 1 whiskey
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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