Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
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