I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
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Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
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Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
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