I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
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Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
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Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
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