The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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