I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
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I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
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Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
My dick has a subreddit
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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