i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
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Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
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She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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