please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
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I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
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I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
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