ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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