if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Randomize
