Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
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They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
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No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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