Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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