it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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