Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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