Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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