I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
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I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
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If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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