Cold hands, warm shart.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
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I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
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So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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