She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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