Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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