got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
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He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
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Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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