So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
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I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
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My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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