Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
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This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
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We have so much sex to catch up on
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
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Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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