You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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