i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
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i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
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My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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