I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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