And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
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what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
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Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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