Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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