Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
nutella sex= disaster
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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