false alarm. still invincible.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
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