I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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