what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Houston, we have a blender
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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