where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
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If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
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I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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