At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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