At least make sure they are 18
Why
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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