Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
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We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
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I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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