He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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