Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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