in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
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