when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Randomize
