The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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