We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
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does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
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