So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
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