so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Randomize
