he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Lo siento on account of my penis...
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Congratulations! We have a period
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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