She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
where does the pee come out of this thing
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
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