You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
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What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
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I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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