were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
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there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
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Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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