This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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