..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Randomize
