I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
why is half of my head shaved?
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