so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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