Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
