whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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